- Judge: Why did you rape her
- Rapist: She sent me a text saying "heyy" with two y's so she wanted the D
The Seven Shittiest Sins.
- Greed: I want shit
- Envy: I want your shit
- Wrath: I'm going to wreck your shit
- Lust: I'm into some freaky shit
- Gluttony: This is some tasty shit
- Sloth: I don't feel like doing shit
- Pride: I am the shit
